“keep the change, ya filthy animal”
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it
I tried calling it and it said “We’re sorry, you have dialed a number that cannot be reached from your calling area.” So it’s probably been disconnected by now.
In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.
damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it
I’m 25 and I haven’t done those things. Where’s my money? XD
i think about this a lot
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed