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davidfbello:

“keep the change, ya filthy animal”

davidfbello:

“keep the change, ya filthy animal”

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

I tried calling it and it said “We’re sorry, you have dialed a number that cannot be reached from your calling area.” So it’s probably been disconnected by now.

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

I tried calling it and it said “We’re sorry, you have dialed a number that cannot be reached from your calling area.” So it’s probably been disconnected by now.

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

I’m 25 and I haven’t done those things. Where’s my money? XD

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

I’m 25 and I haven’t done those things. Where’s my money? XD

all-this-goddamn-pastry:

i think about this a lot

all-this-goddamn-pastry:

i think about this a lot

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

meladoodle:

IM CACKLING

meladoodle:

IM CACKLING